Confusion

So, last Saturday, Gramona was over while Eric was at work and Addison, bless her heart, wet through all of the pink sleepers.
So, around 3 a.m. Gramona put her in a blue sleeper and wrapped her in a blue blanket. When Eric got home around 4, he was tired and Gramona handed a hungry Addison to him and before she left, she said to him, "Here's Addison. Jackson is in bed with Nicole."
But a very tired Eric only saw all the blue and as he sat down to feed "the child," he told it all about baseball and how he and mommy would come watch "him play, and how "he" was going to be a pitcher....etc...etc....
Well, when Eric went to change "the child" after he fed it, he took the diaper off and said, "Jackson, where's your penis?"
At that point, he realized it was Addsion and that he needed much more sleep!